- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to see through insects.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to eat food.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to not get shit dick

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

Pointless Super Powers