The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!