- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

the ability to constantly have the fever

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to freeze ice

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The abilty to go through water.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The ability to know when men have erections

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

Pointless Super Powers