The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to get in the van

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to jump faster.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!