The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to live.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!