To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to pee poop

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to live.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!