The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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to die when you are happy

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to think of food

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!