The power to live.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power drown in water

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!