the power to instantly die

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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being black

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!