The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the ability to see through air

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!