the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!