The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through glass

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The power to see through air

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!