- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stick your head up your ass

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to waste money

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to grow one wing

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power to be wrong

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the power to see when the lights are on

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to self destruct

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

Pointless Super Powers