The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to get in the van

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The power to jump faster.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through air

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!