the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to fart tear gas

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!