the power to beathe

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to be invisible when singing

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Acid pee

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!