- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The power to have pointless superpowers

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power of women's rights.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to instantly die

The power to self destruct

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

Pointless Super Powers