- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to control mealworms

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

Pointless Super Powers