The power to eat ass.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!