- Pointless Super Powers

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

+80

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

+80

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

+74

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

+74

The power to spell 'a' correctly

+70

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

+68

The power to have a atomic fart

+64

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to eat food.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

Acid pee

The power to not get shit dick

The power of self mind control

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

the power to like charlie

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.