The power to scare female plants.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to fly while under water

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!