- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to clap 14 times a second

the ability to manually control your breathing

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

Pointless Super Powers