The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to get hard at will.

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the powre to spel

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to become yourself

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!