The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to have a power

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The power to start time.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!