The ability to not talk.

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to youtube poop

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to shit with your mouth

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!