The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power of learning

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!