Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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to be shitty

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the powre to spel

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to become yourself

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!