- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The ability to sweat poop.

the power to misspell

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be super ugly

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

Pointless Super Powers