The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Acid tears.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!