Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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he power to make mistakes

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!