- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

the power to be Justin bieber

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough

the power to smell like ham

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

Pointless Super Powers