The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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yo mama

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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power to age faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!