the power to melt your bones

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to never have fun...never.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!