The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to read your own mind

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!