The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!