The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to even

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!