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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to get married

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!