The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!