- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power of women's rights.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

Pointless Super Powers