- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

To never remember what the word if means

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

the power to orgasm with your mind

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to digest corn.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to be normal and average

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

Pointless Super Powers