The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to not see anything

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!