the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!