- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to be blind

The power to read the terms of service.

The capability to draw penises very well

Pointless Super Powers