The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!