The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to write comic books

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to see through glass

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!