time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the ability to die on command

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to jizz money

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The power to smell people's moods

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!