- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to write comic books

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

the power to time travel to the present

the power to see through windows.;.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to fire my lazer

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to see through glass

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

Pointless Super Powers