- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to hovertate

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to shrink boobs

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to break bones at will.

The power to shit on the ceiling

Pointless Super Powers