The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!