- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to poo without wiping.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

Pointless Super Powers