The power to swallow instead of spit

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to die

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The power to smell whore

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to see through windows

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!