- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to like charlie

The power to be special just like everyone else.

Infinite knowledge when dead

the power to get in the van

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to cook sandwiches when married

Pointless Super Powers