The power to do everything that you can do.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to pee while standing up

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to be french.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!