the power to like justin beiber

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The power to not see anything

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to fly when in something flying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!