The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to ignore useful information

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power drown in water

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to look TV

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!