The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to become powerless

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!