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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!