- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to have no superpower

The ability to sweat poop.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to read terms and conditions

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

Pointless Super Powers