- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to fold paper seven times

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to uncontrally boop

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to misspell

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

Pointless Super Powers