The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to touch your toes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!