The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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power to age faster

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!