The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to walk through air.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to think of food

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!