The power to forget what your superpower is

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to become famous on vine

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to have no power

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!