- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

the power to get fat in America

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The ability to be poor for life

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Pointless Super Powers