The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to self destruct

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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yo mama

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!