The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to not have a brain!

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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lol

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!