- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to become powerless

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to microwave bread

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

The power to think of the worst superpower.

Shit bricks I love itttttt

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to be powerless.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers